Without even having to think about it twice. I have to give this movie two thumbs up and a punch in the face! The 3D in this movie has taken things to an entirely new level. As most of you know I am probably one of the biggest movie buffs on the planet. However todays movies fall short (and that's being nice) when it comes to satisfying the consumer.
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
Defiantly not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. Finally I am glad to report that the filmmakers have actually knocked this puppy out of the movie screen and right into your lap.
I guess it would only be fair for me to give you a little warning. It is of the upmost importance that you use the bathroom before viewing this movie. Once the words put on your 3D glasses appears on the screen " all hell is about to break loose. From that moment on the majority of your time will be spent ducking pickaxes, dodging flying bullets, and darting out of the way of falling tree limbs.
Im not by any stretch of the imagination saying that the 3D is perfect. There are obvious times where the 3D seems a bit gimmicky because the story forces its occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the times the 3D is spot on.
I cant believe that I almost rapped up this review without mentioning the nudity. Thats right my friend this horror flick has taken nudity in scary movies to a whole new level. Normally horror films only gives you what I call peek-a-boo nudity. Not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. You get butt wiggling boob in your face giggling nudity. I could go on for a few more paragraphs describing it but I am attempting to keep this site clean.
I do have a few questions that I would like to direct to those with the knowledge to answer them. Does the distribution companies plan on releasing My Bloody Valentine on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look as good on a regular television? Would you be able to still use the glasses that you should have held on to from the movie theater? Im sure that I could come up with some more, BUT those will do for starters.
To bootleg or not to bootleg is the question that so many ask of me Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood inadvertently come up with a bootleg proof method of making movies? Or will the bootleggers simply place a different filter on the end of the camera and once again outsmart Hollywood? Hmmm
While Im no the subject of bootlegging I want to share something that I found a little funny. The studios have been boasting that this new 3D technology will eliminate bootlegging all together. Some guy from Real D (the company behind the new technology) went as far to say that consumers are willing to pay even more to gain access to this technology. To be more specific he stated that the consumer would be ready to pay 50% more. Although the technology is good, these guys do not realize that you will NEVER be able to stop the bootleggers. - 15431
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
Defiantly not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. Finally I am glad to report that the filmmakers have actually knocked this puppy out of the movie screen and right into your lap.
I guess it would only be fair for me to give you a little warning. It is of the upmost importance that you use the bathroom before viewing this movie. Once the words put on your 3D glasses appears on the screen " all hell is about to break loose. From that moment on the majority of your time will be spent ducking pickaxes, dodging flying bullets, and darting out of the way of falling tree limbs.
Im not by any stretch of the imagination saying that the 3D is perfect. There are obvious times where the 3D seems a bit gimmicky because the story forces its occurrence of projectiles. However the majority of the times the 3D is spot on.
I cant believe that I almost rapped up this review without mentioning the nudity. Thats right my friend this horror flick has taken nudity in scary movies to a whole new level. Normally horror films only gives you what I call peek-a-boo nudity. Not the case with My Bloody Valentine 3D. You get butt wiggling boob in your face giggling nudity. I could go on for a few more paragraphs describing it but I am attempting to keep this site clean.
I do have a few questions that I would like to direct to those with the knowledge to answer them. Does the distribution companies plan on releasing My Bloody Valentine on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look as good on a regular television? Would you be able to still use the glasses that you should have held on to from the movie theater? Im sure that I could come up with some more, BUT those will do for starters.
To bootleg or not to bootleg is the question that so many ask of me Now that I am thinking about it Has Hollywood inadvertently come up with a bootleg proof method of making movies? Or will the bootleggers simply place a different filter on the end of the camera and once again outsmart Hollywood? Hmmm
While Im no the subject of bootlegging I want to share something that I found a little funny. The studios have been boasting that this new 3D technology will eliminate bootlegging all together. Some guy from Real D (the company behind the new technology) went as far to say that consumers are willing to pay even more to gain access to this technology. To be more specific he stated that the consumer would be ready to pay 50% more. Although the technology is good, these guys do not realize that you will NEVER be able to stop the bootleggers. - 15431
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